Monday, September 1, 2008

Batman Trumps All

Batman is the greatest super hero ever created. Yes Mike, even greater than Superman. I have given this a lot of thought and here's why:

1) He never intentionally kills anyone.

2) He never uses a gun.

3) He doesn't acually have any super powers.

4) He's not from another planet.

5) He shows mercy to his enemies.

6) His goals are actually altruistic.

7) He understands that black is classic and is thus always fashionable.

8) He doesn't have a jerry curl.

9) He's played by Christian Bale.

If you disagree with me, you're wrong. Get over it. But if you want to make a case for your fav, leave me a comment. We will discuss further.

2 comments:

cc26 said...

I think Emily needs to read this.

Unknown said...

Although some of your points may be valid, realize that your view of Gotham's knight is skewed for your movie-viewing pleasure. Those of us who know Batman as he exists in his real element (comics, that is), know that he is not as great as he may seem. Now, I will agree that The Dark Knight is an awesome film, but if I'm not mistaken, you haven't seen many other superhero films to compare it to, and most importantly, Bryan Singer's version of Superman was horribly portrayed!

Dalisa would like to add that although Tinkerbell is not a superhero, she's way cuter than Christian Bale and she doesn't use guns either - just pixie dust!